Tiffany Haddish Has An Elaborate Way Of Deciding Whether Or Not She’ll Make Out With Someone
“I love looking at everything.”
Tiffany Haddish doesn’t just kiss anybody. While appearing on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, the comedian revealed she used to conduct science experiments on the men she used to date.
“When I first got on Bumble and I would have guys come by, I wouldn’t make out with them on the first date,” she said. “I would give them something to drink.”
When they would leave, Tiffany said she would “take the cup, swab where they were drinking at” and put the contents in a “petri dish.”
“Now if they had too much candida going on. I’m never going out on another date [with them],” she said. “Not kissing them. Nothing.”
“But if it’s a healthy mouth, then you know, second date,” she added.
Tiffany told Stephen that she’s a “hardcore scientist” who “[loves] looking at germs and bacteria.” She would even “wipe doorknobs [and] all kinds of stuff.”
“I love looking at everything,” she laughed.